Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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