Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
