Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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