i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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