This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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