Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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