Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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