She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
