super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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