Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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