I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did I show you my penis last night?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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