you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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