Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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