Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he fucked my hip out of place.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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