i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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