Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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