YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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