well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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