I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
