normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
