you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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