no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
