so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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