Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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