what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I FOUND THE LEGS
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
