margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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