she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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