im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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