Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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