its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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