the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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