Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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