No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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