I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We left the knife in your bed.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
