Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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