Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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