soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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