Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
