I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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