yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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