so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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