i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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