Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
