Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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