literally had 100 drinks last night.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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