Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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