Quick, to the slutcave!
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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