We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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