I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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