I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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